Homestuck-Trolls

"April 23rd, 2016." “Whelp, After about a month of absolute dormancy in the undertaking of my downfall, I can definitely confirm that she still has it in for me. Yesterday I found some mashed up old mystery....whatever the hell it was......jammed underneath my car door handle. Now I will say I have dealt with worse, but this was pretty damn gross, since I can pretty much deduce that this wadded goo ball was chewed up before it found it's way under my car door's handle, and I had the unfortunate pleasure of touching it. This is definitely another little story for my Boss and I. Even though I got a shitty coworker, I at least got a rad